Our homies over at Berbice Market put us on to this juicy story. Apparently digital pornography giant, Porn Hub, submitted an ad for this year's Super Bowl. The result was a rejection and reason from CBS. Nice try guys, but you know damn right mainstream American isn't trying to play that! In any case, read the statement from the network and peep the comedic ad.

CBS Television Network Standards do not permit advertising related to pornography. Therefore, we cannot accept your submission.