We're pretty sure that Jay-Z wasn't necessarily thinking of beauty products when he mentioned wearing "all-black everything" in his autotune-defiant ode, "D.O.A." But just in case he's interested, skincare brand Boscia is offering a real-deal, all-black, luminizing face-mask. Mineral-rich, preservative-free, and peel-off, what's not to like? Grab one for $34 at a Sephora near you. Beyonce not included.