QUE HUMO! DRUNKEN BRITISH MAN FALLS ASLEEP ON TRAIN TRACKS
By Led Black
Believe me, I’ve been there – sort of. Company X-mas party, one too many drinks, falling asleep on the 2 train, waking up in Carajo-Land thanking god that you didn’t get robbed. But this is a little different. Former company director, Kevin Craswell fell asleep on the train tracks after what must have been one hell of a party, using one of the tracks as a pillow and his feet only a few inches from the live third rail. Neither the trains that passed right next to him nor the helicopters that hovered above him recording the embarrassing episode woke the poor drunk bastard up. After all was said and done, British Transportation authorities had to shut down one of the tracks, thousands of commuters were delayed and the entire sad affair ended up costing over $10,000. Say it with me now, que Humo. Para eso bebe!!!
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